But that's not the worst - I once knew a fellow with a sister named "Doilette". For those who care, that name is made up (as Daronald). There is a real girls name "Dollette" but not Doilette. See, nobody normal would name their daughter that because if they ever went anywhere people spoke French, when they introduced her, the French would believe that her name was Toilette. Imagine if you replaced the first letter of toilet with a "d". It still sounds to the ear like "toilet" because there is no word "doilet". Same for the name "Doilette". Any French person would assume someone had named her "Toilet".