With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed -- Babylon Bee
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Posted by: Russ Walden ®

05/13/2022, 13:11:52

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With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With infant formula shortages reaching crisis levels
across the nation, Pete Buttigieg is struggling to find food for his
twin babies and has been forced to resort to chestfeeding. 

I'm sad it's come to this, but we have no choice. We have to
chestfeed," said Buttigieg to his husband Chasten. "With any luck, we'll
be able to harvest enough chestfluid to keep these babies nourished."

Chasten Buttigieg then looked on in horror as his husband Pete attempted to chestfeed two nursing babies.

first several attempts at chestfeeding have proven unsuccessful, even
after hiring an expensive lactation consultant," Buttigieg later told
reporters. "This is because human biology is homophobic and won't allow a
gay man such as myself to feed his own baby. And now my babies are
starving and my nipples are sore. Does anyone know any women? Any women
at all? Help!"

The Biden Administration has asked for any women on
staff who know how to feed babies to report to the Buttigieg residence
and assist immediately. The military also authorized an emergency
delivery of formula to the Transportation Secretary's house, but the
truck got stuck on a racist bridge that Buttigieg had demolished.



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The 'Crats have gone from "There's NOTHING we can't do!!" during the campaign, to, "We're sorry but there's nothing we can do!"
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Posted by: LateForLunch ®

05/15/2022, 21:15:21

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As El Rushbo has often said, "The issues that decide elections often do not come up until the last months of the campaign," owing both to the fact that memory is short and life is long, and that leftist mass media is very good at obfuscation/distraction from the most substantive issues. 

That being said, I think this is one of those incidents where regardless of whether the regime is responsible or not, they will get most of the blame from voters (even non-conservative voters), regardless of what the 'Crats say going forward.

Largely and increasingly, the 'Crats dogma is being run over by its karma.  

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