Joke for the day.
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Posted by: Russ Walden ®

07/14/2022, 15:44:59

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This one just tickled my funny bone:

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little
Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a
million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to
travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her
three times a day".

The
teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of
the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then
continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

:-)


Russ








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That was completely uncalled for, unnecessary and disrespectful in many ways!! Ah goo d'wahn, Primo!! HAW!!
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Posted by: LateForLunch ®

07/14/2022, 20:34:23

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The dirty little secret all males know but do not admit, is that not one of us would be working if we could each find some woman willing to support us in the lifestyle to which we've grown accustomed. 

That's one of the only things I and my more-liberal ('Crat) brother agree upon - we both liked the song "Material Girl" by Madonna. I think that might actually be the ONLY Madonna song either of us like. She did not write it, which is not surprising. Everything she writes pretty much stinks.  







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