|40 things to stop doing if you're a Millennial...|
Posted by: LateForLunch ® |
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I was inspired by reading through a website post with the title, "40 things to stop doing if you're a Boomer*". Some of them were humorous and funny, but more than a few were bigoted, agist, stupid and simply offensive (not in a funny way).
I've noticed that one of the "humor" trends in the younger "counter culture" is the notion that to say things about others that are simply snide, derogatory or offensive is somehow humorous. It's not, they're just sophomoric (look it up), sadistic and vicious.
For instance, one of the items was to, "stop watching cop reality shows", with some idiotic criticism and a declaration that it's, "not hip or healthy". (LFL:rolls eyes) Right. Someone so dumb they believe in doing away with professional law enforcement should rightly tell others what is "acceptable" or "healthy" as entertainment. Got it.
Cue: Samuel L. Jackson (as Jules): GOTWALMA, m*th*r f***er!!
40 Things to Stop Doing If You're a Millennial
(1) Stop refusing to groom, dress, shave, cut your hair, do
(2)Stop putting hair up in “man buns”. It’s ugly to put it mildly. It
(3)Stop assuming that anyone with a net worth over $1 million
(4)Stop assuming everyone who is Christian is going to allow an
(5)Stop living at home with parents, living off their largess, sucking up to them to
(6)Stop riding bicycles, hoverboards, scooters, cycles and
(7)Stop pretending that you understand the first thing about
(8)Stop posting opinions on social media. Anyone who is
(9) Stop assuming that you're smarter than anyone who disagrees with you, just because they are over 50. You aren't - in fact in pretty much every case they are almost certainly infinitely smarter than you are, and you are not even smart enough to figure that out.
More later. Members please feel free to add to the list. We don't have to stop at 40 (Lord knows) because there is so MUCH they do that is so atrociously, atavistically, unfathomably, lethally stupid.
Boomers may sometimes be provincial, quaint, pedantic, silly or obtuse, but at least we are not wrecking the planet by acting like parasitic animals who wear clothing and are capable of human speech.
*For those who don't know, the term "boomer" (as in "baby boomer" aka anyone born between 1950-1970) is an offensive way many arrogant Millennials refer to people who are older than 50. It is often used in the dismissive phrase "O.K., Boomer!!" whenever someone in the over-50 age group criticizes or expresses disapproval of anything a Millennial expresses or believes.
Modified by LateForLunch at Tue, Oct 11, 2022, 00:53:10
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