Posted by: Dee Wee ®
12/31/2021, 22:29:24
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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Moderna laid off 25 Congressmen. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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