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Just a little humor for the New Year. inflation is so bad...
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Posted by: Dee Wee

12/31/2021, 22:29:24

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My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Moderna laid off 25 Congressmen.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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