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ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9 -- Babylon Bee
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Posted by: Russ Walden ®

10/14/2020, 13:56:33

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ACB Calmly Answers Questions While Typing Up Appellate Court Decision And Cooking Dinner For 9

WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a spectacle at the Senate hearing for
Amy Coney Barrett's nomination to the Supreme Court this morning, as
Judge Barrett calmly answered the committee's questions while cooking
dinner for her family of nine with her right hand and typing up an
appellate court decision with her left hand.

"That's
a great question, Senator, thank you for asking," she responded to one
line of questioning as she chopped up onions to put them in her stew.
"Sorry if I'm crying during my response -- it's just the onions." She
eloquently answered the inquiry while moving on to skinning the
potatoes, simultaneously typing up a 50-page decision for the Seventh
Court of Appeals with her other hand.

At publishing time, Judge Barrett had gotten out her knitting.

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Yes, that is the impression she's giving.

RW









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