|THIS is why we should bring back monomachy.|
|Re: (cue Pee Wee Herman) "You're a Communist!" -- "I know YOU are, but what am I?" <snicker> -- TEEBONE||Post Reply||Top of thread||Forum|
Posted by: LateForLunch ® |
Author Profile Mail author Edit
We could have Keanu Reeves act as bravo for the anti-Communist. Either that or give both of them Mafia polygraph tests*.
* An MLDT is when a subject is strapped into an arm chair, wrists bound, in front of a table on which are a cigar-cutter and a loaded revolver. A polygraph is attached and a series of questions is asked. For each deceptive response a finger is removed from one hand. The revolver is used after the fifth lie, because it is uncivilized to remove a man's thumb.
The revolver is for a bullet to the head.
|Post Reply | Recommend | Alert||Where am I? Original Top of thread||Previous | Next | Current page|