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but but but according to the 'Crats their people never tried to convince the government the prosecutor was corrupt, and besides, they apologized for it.
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Posted by: LateForLunch

09/30/2019, 23:42:18

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For those in Rio Linda, the above is an example of what is called a self-contradicting statement (aka an absurdity).

Cue:(heckling high school student): That's metaphysically absurd man!! How can I KNOW, what you HEAR!?!

Heckler #2: YEAH!! F*** YOU!!

Principle Poop: (indignantly) I don't HEAR that!!

Bidder at Auction: FIVE DOLLARS!!

PP: I HEARD THAT!!! Just what do you think you're trying to do, Lieutenant - BUY your way out of these proceedings !?!

Tirebiter: (not the least intimidated) I AM out Klein!! I don't like you, I don't like what you're selling and I'm walkin' off your SET!!

PP: ( fuming with outrage/disbelief) You can't DO that!!!

Tirebiter: Watch me!!

PP: (screaming at him as he walks away) YOU"LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, TIREBITER !!!

Tirebiter:(bitterly) WHAT town !?!

Modified by LateForLunch at Mon, Sep 30, 2019, 23:48:53

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