Original Message:   My housemate and I play a game when we go out and about...

...whoever sees a man-bun first gets points which differ according to type. For instance, if you see the Zippy-the-Pinhead bun Rodgers has (idiotic) that's ten points. Even more-idiotic ones like on the Wanderlust movie-character Seth (portrayed by actor Justin Theroux) far-left below, are worth 15. We also do "painted-ass (yoga) pants" for females. If the (forgive me) female genitalia are visible through the pants or it is otherwise obvious that the woman is not wearing underwear, it's 15 points.  If we see a man wearing an idiotic man-bun who is also wearing yoga pants with no underwear, we run him over (25-50 points). Going up onto the sidewalk to get him or hitting him head-on so he can, "see it coming", gives extra points.  If we see a parent with a female child wearing yoga pants with no underwear, we also run over that parent (but not the child). The child will obviously have a better chance at normality as an orphan than being raised by a parent who lets them walk around like that in public.

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