Assorted Press covers "Bob" at anti-Conservative protest (Right Mind version)

Posted by: Fritz ®

03/16/2004, 18:36:03

A solid dozen protests Conservative support for war on terrorism

The Assorted Press


March 16, 2004, (TAP) -- A dirty-dozen confused protesters led by Mr. Bob marched on what they thought was The Patriot Forum's Washington headquarters today to protest against Conservative posters who supported the U.S. role in the liberation of Iraq.

The event followed an AP press article concerning an anti-war march report cut and pasted by Mr. Bob, a well known Washington resident and a member of the influential Patriot Forum.

The story that Mr. Bob originally posted was about an anti-war march
in Washington D.C., which claimed drew a crowd estimated by police to number only 250.

No independent crowd-size estimate was available for the later confused anti-Conservative Patriot Forum protest, but organizers said a case of bottled water was consumed and at least one participant claimed he was inadvertently jostled by a fellow protester.

"Even though there is no Patriot Forum headquarters in Washington, this is arguably as massive as the anti-war march in D.C.," Mr. Bob shouted over the din of several clusters of chatting protesters.

Mr. Bob continued, "We figured if we could get a crowd this large, then the Patriot Forum would have to toss out more Conservatives, three were tossed out the other day, you just can't ignore the roar of the vox populi."


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