What ever happened to Fiftyeast?
Posted by: Fritz ®

01/01/2005, 12:14:36
The  ASSORTED PRESS asks the questions
 
January 1, 2005 (TAP) Our Assorted Press roving street reporter, Erasmus B. Draggin, went to an unidentified California city to ask the questions;
 
"Do you know who Fiftyeast is and do you know where he is now?"


 

Beverly Banks
Gena Talia,
Porn actress
"Yes, I knew Fiftyeast.
He worked as a
janitor in our
porn studio. He
was a pest, the
director fired him. I think he's in Democrat politics now."
Edgar Mendez
Pepe Roni,
Fake Cuban Cigar roller
"Yes senor,I heard about Fiftyeast on the Internet. I think his parents took back their computer, threw
him out and told him to get a job. He was a real loser. Hey, you got any spare
change mister?"
Sam Howell
Luke Warm,
High School
graduate

"I knew him when he used to hang around our middle school trying to pass himself off as a student hitting on 14 year olds. Did they catch him?"
Ted Jacobs
Sammy Davis,
Tap dancer
"Shit man, I knew him. Spent all his time in
Internet forums
bullshitting folks. Can you say, Betty Ford Clinic now?
Leo Watts
Giles Amaury,
Former Patriot forum poster.
Unemployed.
 

"Fifty was my friend, he was a great liberal poster at the Patriot Forum. I think he's the owner of a multimillion dollar Internet business now. John, please call me if you read this."
Erika Williamson
Jean Poole,
Welfare
recipient.
"Yeah, Fifty was a homeless
person. He got
fired from some
porn place and
moved in with
me. The bum
still hasn't got a
job."
Copiedrite 2005, The Assorted Press and Fritz Inc., a few rights preserved.