Senator John Kerry to Concede the Election to President Bush Before Nov. 2

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09/27/2004, 16:20:27

Senator John Kerry to Concede the Election to President Bush Before Nov. 2

The ASSORTED PRESS

Sept. 27, 2004 (TAP) -- Democratic party insiders tell the Assorted Press that John Kerry will concede sometime before Nov 2, 2004 that George Bush has won the 2004 election for the presidency.

Sen. Kerry told close advisors that he decided to concede early because he has become completely confused as to where he stands on the issues.

Kerry said, "Not even the Clinton gang of advisors and propagandists were able to get me on track. Look at my face, I'm tired. I want to avoid the rest of this drawn-out political process and I sure as hell don't want to stay up all night counting votes when I know my ass has been whipped".

"It's been a hard fought battle so far," Kerry said,
"But a professional Viet Nam veteran acknowledges when he's whipped. I want to wish President Bush the best for the next four years."

Sen. Kerry said he would now like to turn to private life and become a spokesman for a wind surfing equipment company.
 "If that don't work out, "Teresa has promised me a good job as a route salesman for Heinz products", Kerry said.

But some insiders believe that Kerry's political aspirations haven't completely died. He has told friends, "I'd like to get a message to Sen. Hillary Clinton. I can be a good Vice-president for her in 2008. She don't have to answer now. Just think it over Hillary -  please."

 

TAP political reporter, Nick Ovtime contributed to this report. 

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