Celebrity Actress Sharon Stone Arrested, Detained at Guantanamo

By The ASSORTED PRESS (TAP)

Aug 12, 2004 (TAP) Federal agents this morning arrested actress Sharon Stone, duct-taped her into a C-130 transport plane and whisked her to the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo, where she is being held for unlawful incitement against the President of the United States.

The arrest comes days after Ms Stone blamed and criticized President George Bush for using the USA Patriot Act to clamp down on her right to give actress Halle Berry a steamy French kiss.

A White House spokesman for the President said, "Sharon Stone's uncalled for accusations against the President is tantamount to rebellion against the Bush regime.

In a related matter, Hollywood propaganda film maker, Michael Moore, sprang to Sharon Stone's defense and further blamed President George Bush for a recent partial lunar eclipse which shaded a part of the surface of the moon and left large swaths of earth considerably darker.

"Bush has something to hide," said Moore. "There's something going on up there that the President doesn't want the American people to know about." Moore speculated that the President may have ordered clandestine exploration for oil in the lunar soil.

"We know that Bush refuses to accept blame for picking on Sharon Stone and for his crazed hunger for oil, he is hiding behind executive privilege and the Patriot Act," said Michael Moore.

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