Feb. 12, 2006 (TAP) — Slightly miffed Mother Nature, in an interview with TAP today said, "The snow storm which has blanketed much of the East coast in the past two days is what I do in the winter. I will not be responsible for the future automobile accidents caused by drivers who insist on driving in hazardous conditions. Snow storms don’t cause accidents, people with cars do, I’m tired of the being called ‘deadly’".

Mother Nature said, "Think of the positive aspects of snow. Posters at the Right Minds Forum have something non-political to comment on, Arkey says 'its beautiful..everything is wrapped in snow'. Clayton's neighbors showed up to clean his driveway and affluent man-about-town, Steven Herman, drank bowl after bowl of soup in his luxury Manhattan apartment gazing out on his snow covered terraces. And remember this, kids of all ages at Right Minds love me", Nature said.

“But then after a few days, those news and weather people can be so negative. The anti-Nature and snow bias in the media becomes so pathetically blatant. You hardly ever hear a guy in the main stream media say, ‘A magnificent snow storm swept up the east coast turning ugly brown fields into sparkling blankets of white, and decorating trees in glistening splendor”, said Mother Nature, "they just complain about the damn power outages"

"Thanks for coming by", said Mother Nature, "watch the ice on the steps".

Copyrite, 2006, The Assorted Press. News fairly unbalanced, just like the AP.