A tale of two giant pussies, one from Drudge, one from TAP
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02/21/2006, 16:11:51

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Earl E. Byrd Raises Giant Cat
 
By Justin Case
 
Feb. 21, 2006 (TAP) Vermont.
 
Mr. Earl E. Byrd may be embarking on a new career as a feline breeder. Relaxing in his spacious home on the shores of the Suckahutchee River in Vermont, Mr. Byrd recalls how 6 years ago he befriended a stray kitten. The kitten had appeared in late summer and apparently had gotten under a security fence around the old Atomic research lab abandoned since the late 60's.
 
A self-described animal lover, he did not want to place the female kitten he later named "Snowball" in the local Humane Society.
 
In her 6 years Snowball's size has seemed to snowball. Put  simply, Snowball is no ordinary cat, she measures 69 inches from nose to tail and weighs in at 87 Ibs.
“We have to keep our eye on her when we’re cooking,” says owner Byrd, “because she can easily stand up and put her paws on the kitchen counter and grab a roast beef. She also enjoys sweeping things off the counter. She’s a fan of home-cooked food – she likes whole roast turkey and suckling pig.
We also have to watch her when she goes outside, we recently found a woman's pair of shoes and an Avon bag with cosmetics all over the lawn." Mr. Byrd added, "Jehovah's Witnesses don't come around like they used to."
 
 
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As actually seen in the Drudge Report:

'Monster' Cat In China Weighs 33 Pounds

UPDATED: 12:38 am EST February 21, 2006

A 33-pound cat in Qingdao, China, is being described as a "feline monster" because of its 31-inch waist and large size, according to a report.

The 9-year-old cat from the Shandong Province is so heavy it needs the help of its owner to get onto a bed. However, the cat is in surprisingly good health despite its weight, Local 6 News reported.

The cat's owner said it has no interest in eating fish but prefers to eat six pounds of chicken and pork each day.

This fat cat is not alone in his weight problem, according to the report. Obesity has become a serious problem for the modern cat, primarily due to a lack of exercise and a richer diet.

 
 

 
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Fritz says: When dealing with left-wing peaceniks or the anti-war crowd, keep this in mind; "They're not really antiwar -- they're just on the other side."

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